ameliafromafairytale:

theconcealedweapon:

“If you could press a button that would give you a great deal of money, but it would cause someone you don’t know in a distant part of the world to die, then you would have a good model for how our current economy works. Welcome to Night Vale.”

Intro to WTNV episode 105, “what happened at the Smithwick house”

(via walkingshithorse)

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

hunter-rodrigez:

dianas-shortgalpal:

lady-redhaired:

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

it was very optimistic to think they’d be wearing a hazmat suit

(via walkingshithorse)

transmasc-wizard:

dramatic-dolphin:

dramatic-dolphin:

please stop writing “viscous” when you mean “vicious”, it produces the weirdest mental images ever

“a viscous murder” yeah i don’t want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

(via walkingshithorse)

the-bi-bilingual:

cowboyvamplikeme:

the comments on this tiktok… the unity… the commitment to the bit…. women are so sexy

The immediate unspoken agreement to gaslight every man who sees this is truly incredible

(via apathetic-altruistic)

dianapocalypse:

normal-horoscopes:

goldhornsandblackwool:

m0ltisanti:

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

(via schizoleonkennedy)

wahoo-shem:

He was a #boy

She was a

Can I make it anymore obvious?

(via donnervogel98)

thesevenumbrellas:

intactics-deactivated20211231:

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

I swear to god every time I see this post within 24 hours some huge catastrophic news story breaks

(via sea-glass-and-fire)

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

(via ngeibheann)